this sign won't stop me because i can't read
for making the perfect pizza.
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maybe keep this away from your deer villagers...
ok, but how many miles is it to sesame street?
a must-have for your next rehearsal.
that's right, you can KEEP it. for good. give your island that kitschy-tropical feel. so good.
depends on how many clams i have that day. sleep in a big shell bed like a freakin' mermaid!!
you provide the stone, I provide the totally WICKED lion-dog.
perfect for sacrificing yourself to save narnia
the coolest vase you've ever seen.
got gold? why not make it into a beautiful mountain of boullion?
like the one your grandma got on her trip to florida.
give this to your dog villagers, and they'll be saying "bow-WOW!"
Looks great with other black, iron, or ironwood furniture.
great for your next luau. coconut bikini top not included.
combine with the suit of lights and do the "Old Bamboo" routine from Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang. the audience will love it (You must supply the star fragment)
for the price of 3 star fragments, you too can own a magical lead pipe! (i have the iron but not the star fragments)